A little birdie says Tiger Woods is coming to France?

Reports suggest that Tiger Woods, although feeling a little below par, is moving to France to get some privacy. He is fed up with golfers ringing Elin to find out how to beat Tiger.

Tiger, or should it be Cheetah, is looking for multi-million dollar estates in the south of France.

Not sure how he is going to get to France, afterall he cannot drive more than 400 yards without hitting a hydrant?

I think we have exhausted enough puns for today!

Flickr Photo by Keith Allison in the days he could drive.

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